Not-So-New Kid On The
BlockLongtime TV sitcom comedian
George Lopez talks to the adults on album version of HBO special.
“George
Lopez: Tall, Dark & Chicano
,” the CD album chronicle of his recent HBO
special, released on the Comedy Central label, is a mixed bag -- veering
between material that at times sounds more like a political rally to
other material that draws on obvious influences from Bill Cosby and
George Carlin.
Those might seem like complete opposites that could never be tied
together in tone or material, but Lopez does do that. Take the nostalgic
point of view about childhood or youth that Cosby has, with the
jaundiced take on society and strong language of Carlin, and you will
get pieces like “Kids.” In this one, Lopez compares spoiled kids of
today with the his childhood.
“We played outside, we beat each other up,” he recalls. “We used to
fall down, and get scab. We’d get a scab and pick at it for a week.” And
in “Real Names,” Lopez tells of his disdain for soft children’s names
like Trevor or Kyle (actually that might be semi-stolen from Carlin,
come to think of it).
But where Lopez really hits his stride is in material about sex. Some
of it being nostalgic, like “Tampons used to be huge! Now it’s a
convenient little thing with an applicator,” he says. “You would ask,
‘Is that a futon?’” Or, in “Vibrators,” Lopez says, “Ladies, it’s
alright to masturbate, [making a humming electric sound] … In the old
days you had to use your fingers. It took four days,” he adds, humming
the Benny Hill theme for emphasis. “Do whatever makes you happy. Life’s
too short not to have an orgasm every day.”
Lopez’s intensity level is certainly faster, louder and more than
Cosby, although the sophistication of the material overall is a few
levels below Carlin. When it comes to the politics, which Lopez does a
bit at the beginning and end of the album, touching on the immigration
debate, he does to his credit take a clear side and point of view,
unlike Carlos Mencia who has a soft “can’t we all get along” point of
view. Lopez does take a few smart shots at Mark Sanford and Sarah Palin,
for instance, and claims “Obama Is Latino” for a few funny reasons.
“Tall, Dark & Chicano,” Lopez’s first major stand-up special after
his sitcom, and before his new nightly talk show, may not inspire
repeated listens like those of his influences, but it’s a strong start
and shows potential that might not have been evident from his previous
TV work.